Sunday, 29 March 2015

Week 196 Wrap Up

Ah, ah... CHOO!

By Celestia's beard, it's so dusty in this exhibit hall! How can we expect anypony to enjoy themselves in such an environment? We need some professional cleaners in here, stat! Let's get rid of all this dust as quickly as possible! And while we're at it, let's sweep these floors; there's sand everywhere. Where did all this sand come from anyways? We're nowhere near the beach. Oh, and let's clean these picture frames and shine the glass as well. The displays should look as lovely as the pictures they contain, after all!

And now, with all taken care of, let me present to you all some pictures that were truly maid to order! Get it? 'Maid' to order? It's a... well it's, umm.... why is nopony laughing? *shuffles notes* I think I need some new material...

Nonetheless, let me present this week's creations:

Gallery for Week 169

01. Speedy526745

Cleaning is always a bit more fun, if everything is overdone. - fetchbeer

02. nunitko

If you have a little bunny pet, to clean your dust you may forget. - fetchbeer

03. Dredaich

When you rain on your own parade, at home you maybe should have stayed. - fetchbeer

04. ScuriLevenstein

When you need someone to clean your hooves, a shrinking spell your maid improves. - fetchbeer

05. Vaser888

How long has it been since she cleaned her books, or was it hiding in one of her nooks. - fetchbeer

06. Paradoxical
Did you ever think to yourself, why is spring cleaning in spring? There's nothing for farmers to do in the winter. Spring cleaning is probably derived from Passover cleaning. Getting rid of CHametz.

Leftover food is causing stress, but who will clean up this crumby mess? - fetchbeer

07. ForwardBias

When you can no longer see your floor, your mess has become something to abhor. - fetchbeer

08. A Brony Account

09. HalflingPony
Spring Cleaning Pinkie Pie Style

Sunday, 22 March 2015

Week 195 Wrap Up

One, two, one, two, work those pecs! We've put on a fair bit of weight from all that food we've eaten over the past few weeks, and it's time to work it off! So drop and give me twenty!

Wait, sorry about that. I shouldn't be yelling at ponies like that; I'm a gym instructor, not a drill sergeant! I'm not a doctor either, but that's neither here nor there. Anyway, we're here to work out, so let's get to it! Work that body, work that body, make sure you don't hurt nobody! Hmm... aren't those song lyrics or something?

Well, no matter. Everypony's doing whichever exercise they prefer, whether that be lifting weights, jumping rope, using a treadmill, or what have you. Just take a look around the gym and see for yourself. Perhaps you'll find the form of exercise that would work best for you.

And don't forget to breathe! You'd be surprised how often ponies actually forget to do that.

Gallery for Week 168

01. Speedy526745

It's hard to jump with someone on your back, especially if there's a rope you have to track. - fetchbeer

02. Paradoxical
This is actually very much like Octy and DJ PON3's roles in the show. Dj PON3 gets more views, but not enough for fans and Octy gets just enough of a line to make her fans drool for more.

Some take sayings far too literal, but if she caries through her condition will be critical. - fetchbeer

03. Cobralash

There's only so much exercise you get in a mall, though bags get heavy enough to make you crawl. - fetchbeer

04. ScuriLevenstein

Yet again she breaks the 4th wall, though the reason she does not recall. - fetchbeer

05. nunitko

This must be the strongest butterfly, for the laws of physics it can defy. - fetchbeer

06. BrandyKiss
MLP-ATG-Alumni Week 195 Theme: A Pony exercising / Working out Rarity exercising with style~ Yes, that's a crossover of Hang Up by Madonna. I think it would suit her ^^ I wanted to make it look better, I really did. But then I just lost all my motivation, and... it is what it is. Sorry

One must look glamorous no matter what they do, otherwise you might as well be in a zoo. - fetchbeer

07. Dredaich

With saddle bags full of lead, I see back pains soon ahead. - fetchbeer

08. BrandyKiss

Too much exercising makes you sore and you end up laying on the floor. - fetchbeer

09. Vaser888

Exercise your brain as well as body, just try not to think to gaudy. - fetchbeer

10. HalflingPony
Punishing Pegasus Pullups (WIP)

11. A Brony Account

Sunday, 15 March 2015

Week 194 Wrap Up

If you go down to the 'free today
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go down... to...

No, wait... that was last week.


At any rate, it is time once again for a Blogger entry to be written. And it's also time for dessert! Wait, it is? I don't remember getting dinner... did we miss it?

Well, we can worry about that later. Right now, we've got all sorts of sugary snacks to check out. Muffins and ice cream and cookies, oh my! Just don't overdue it; we all know how the Ponyville dentist gets when she sees ponies eating too much sugar. But nonetheless, time to check out the options for dessert:

Oh, and don't forget the cake! You know you're hungry for it!

Gallery for Week 167

01. Speedy526745

Some ponies make a mockery of self serve, though they'll soon get the headache they deserve. - fetchbeer

02. Cobralash

It's rather hard to eat your food, while someone else tries to intrude. - fetchbeer

03. Silverwisp

To your diet you should adhere, at least while your sister comments on your rear. - fetchbeer

04. ScuriLevenstein

The refrigerator's bounty can hypnotize, but all it's goodies go to your thighs. - fetchbeer

05. nunitko

There are worse things that could happen in such a bowl, at least your not a casserole. - fetchbeer

06. RemnantViscera
Insert comment here.

Who has made this desserted snare, and to even do this who would dare. - fetchbeer

07. AaronMk

Would you share your meal with death, or do you think he'd take your breath. - fetchbeer

08. Vaser888

In the land of giant pies, no dessert is pint sized. - fetchbeer

09. HalflingPony
Skipping Breakfast

10. A Brony Account

Sunday, 8 March 2015

Week 193 Wrap Up

If you go down to the 'free today
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go down to the 'free today
You'd better go in disguise.

For every mare that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the pony mares have their picnic.

Um, and the stallions too, of course. *cough*

But at any rate, picnics are a lovely thing. A chance to have a nice simple meal with one's friends and family, without the hassle of who pays what that one may face at a restaurant when the bill arrives. Of course, picnics have their own potential hassles, such as sudden rainstorms or inquisitive ants. But we're not here to dwell on negativity, so let's focus on the positives, shall we? Things like the aforementioned chance to spend time with those we care about. Or the ability to watch the clouds passing overhead, or to stargaze for those who intend to picnic later in the day.

Hmm. All this talk of picnics is making me hungry, so I think I'll bring up this week's submissions for you all to gaze at while I go get something for lunch.

Gallery for Week 166

01. Speedy526745
This took longer to come up than it should have.

That's an interesting place to have a picnic, though balancing may be a trick. - fetchbeer

02. nunitko

That bunny is never content with normal food, for fancy fare he's in the mood. - fetchbeer

03. Cobralash

Barbeque must be quite a thrill, when you use a dragon as a grill. - fetchbeer

04. HalflingPony
Really, Must You Encourage Them?

Some just can't resist these little ants, and feel the urge to feed them plants. - fetchbeer

05. Vaser888

When making a nice and easy meal, a sandwich is indeed ideal. - fetchbeer

06. ScuriLevenstein

I'm pretty sure that sandwiches aren't made with sand, they'd end up gritty and quite bland. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 1 March 2015

Week 192 Wrap Up

Good morning, good morning
We've danced the whole night through
Good morning good morning to you!

I said, "Good morning, see the sun is shining"
Good morning, hear the birdies sing
It's great to stay up late
Good morning, good morning to you!

Ah, good morning! To some, the best part of greeting the day. To others, it's a delicious breakfast. Or perhaps, maybe the best part is simply going back to bed? It seems there's a number of ponies who weren't all that excited about their morning routine. Some just got some cereal and struggled to keep their eyes open. And some decided to throw it all out the window and just go back to bed.

And so different strokes for different folks, we all approach our mornings differently. But whichever way you approached your morning, take a look below at the array of routines. And next time you wake up, I say "A very good morning to you!"

01. Speedy526745
We've all been there before...

Some days you just can't get out of bed, but who'd rather be up instead. - fetchbeer

02. Cobralash

Breakfast always is better when it's shared, though the kitchen may not be spared. - fetchbeer

03. Paradoxical

Beware of knives and forks in dreams, for others might hear your screams. - fetchbeer

05. ScuriLevenstein

Breakfast in bed may cause a mess, but there's no better way to show excess. - fetchbeer

06. AaronMk

Mornings are the hardest part of any day, but starting right will help you not to stray. - fetchbeer

07. RemnantViscera
Blarg. I'm back! And in colour! Also digital.

Some mornings you just feel like a ghost, at least until you've had your toast. - fetchbeer

08. HalflingPony
Rough Morning

If you stay up way too late, your morning studies will not be great. - fetchbeer

09. Philith

10. A Brony Account