... Yes, dear sidekick, I know the town's official census lists only a few hundred citizens. You don't actually think the badguys take the census, do you?
Now, where was I? Oh right, "a thousand criminals". But this ci-err, town has a guardian. A shadowy guardian who stalks evil like a phantom in the darkness. And that guardian is me. For when Destiny's mighty hand makes the bed of your... uhh, destiny, it is your obligation to lie in it! And you don't fight Destiny. And you don't eat oatmeal in the bed of your future, for that is just crazy! And... I don't know where I'm going with this metaphor.
But it will end with me pounding two-hooved justice into the hearts of evildoers everywhere! For I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the oat that wedges between your teeth! I am... completely out of time, actually. See you all next week!
Gallery for Week 365
01. RemnantViscera
Yep.
You know a villain isn't bluffing, when the hero yells "The googles! They do nothing!" - fetchbeer
02. Tun Rae
You always need a cloak to sweep, so you're exits make the viewers weep! - fethbeer