Sunday, 13 September 2015

Week 220 Wrap Up

Ugh... Things have been so tiring as of late. All this stuff with spacefarers and special pilots and 'parsecs' has made a mess of our art supply... err, supply lines. We've got all sorts of pencils and markers and sheets of paper that need to be sorted out, and we've got the opening of the new gallery tonight to boot!

Oh, right. The new gallery! This is what you're all here for, after all; not to listen to the griping of an overworked staffer who's probably dragging this "Ham Salad" gag out too far. *clears throat*

So, without further ado, here's a gallery full of pictures of ponies who are just as tired and/or overworked as... somepony who is tired and/or overworked. Yeah, that's the best I can do right now, I'm afraid. I can't think of a better reference than that because of how tired and overworked I am... oh, right. Err, at any rate, here's the new gallery!




Gallery for Week 193



01. Speedy526745


A wheel so big it crushes a city, though it's not as dangerous as a kitty. - fetchbeer


02. Cobralash


Bubble floating gently in a swamp, but you worry about things that chomp. - fetchbeer


03. HalflingPony
Nap In the Orchards

Applebloom may become a fool, when she wakes all covered in drool. - fetchbeer


04. pony-x


Looking at tons of tiny forms, to make sure they fit the norms. - fetchbeer


05. Dredaich


That book flaps and waves, while the chapter's end she craves. - fetchbeer


06. Silverwisp


This pony has seen it all, and that was just the local mall. - fetchbeer


07. Vaser888


Desks don't make for good pillows, but better than armadillos. - fetchbeer


08. Scuri Levenstein


Insults always have a bit of sting, even when they lack a zing. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 6 September 2015

Week 219 Wrap Up

See, I told you he couldn't do it. 'Do it in twelve parsecs' my flank! I think the dude's just pretending to be someone else anyways. Seriously, what kind of pony calls himself 'Ham Salad'? Does he even know what ham is made...

Err... gottacallyouback!

*coughs* Sorry about that. I should probably stop calling that guy on Sundays. But enough of that interruption. Come in, come in, everypony! Indeed, 'coming in' is the theme of the week. "What goes up must come down", and all that, and the spacefaring ponies that blasted off last week are now returning to Equestria. So feel free to join us here to watch the spectacle of their descent, but do be mindful of the landing area. Spacecraft aren't exactly known for slow descents, after all.




Gallery for Week 192



01. Speedy526745


Winning a decent place to stand, though it wasn't the grandest of the grand. - fetchbeer


02. pony-x


Riding a surfboard to the stars, far better than flying cars. - fetchbeer


03. Dredaich


Not even the atmosphere slows this pony down, for her speed she is renown. - fetchbeer


04. Jezendar
She's coming in for an impromptu landing.

Always watch for holes and rocks, otherwise you'll suffer scrapes and shocks. - fetchbeer


05. Vaser888


Riding a bomb is a bit dangerous, but is guaranteed to make you famous. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 30 August 2015

Week 218 Wrap Up

Look, look. I don't care if he can do the run in twelve parsecs, I still don't think it's a good idea. And anyways, isn't a parsec a unit of length, not time? It just sounds really shady to m-err...

Gottacallyouback! *hangs up the phone*

Ah, hello there; didn't hear you all come in. It seems that it's time to showcase our new weekly exhibit. And this week's theme is the vastness of space, and the deeds of those who travel between the stars! But don't worry, while space may be largely empty, the gallery certainly isn't!

But don't take my word for it. Come and see for yourselves:




Gallery for Week 191



01. Speedy526745


Is this pony a shooting star? Or do they just like to act bizarre? - fetchbeer


02. Cobralash
Amethyst from Steven Universe

Standing on a picturesque fallen log, far better than a wet and muddy slog. - fetchbeer


03. Speedy526745


How giant does one have to be, to reach the moon from the sea? - fetchbeer


04. pony-x


Setting lanterns as the stars, they may be high but they are ours. - fetchbeer


05. Scuri Levenstein


A secret chest in a hidden place, may take these ponies to space. - fetchbeer


06. Stone39


How does that mane work with air? Or is the helmet covered with hair? - fetchbeer


07. Stone39


Covered in precious gems and stones, may cause some to emit groans. - fetchbeer


08. Jezendar
FOR THE EMPRAH!

This unicorn loves her tiny toys, or at least the ones for the game she enjoys. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 23 August 2015

Week 217 Wrap Up

Another week's gone by, and now I've gotta write the blog post again. Another blog post, another set of pictures to show, another set of viewers to show them to. I'm getting too old for this...

Wait, did I say that out loud? *coughs*

Umm, never mind that. At my age, you sometimes forget that thinking isn't supposed to be 'out loud'. And that boots are made for walking, not eating. And that 'fresh' doesn't mean what it used to. And that your toupee goes on your head, not your rump. And that it isn't good to ramble on and on and on... err, like I'm doing.

Well, don't let me keep you youngins any longer. You've got pictures to go check out, so go on. Scoot! Unless you want me to tell you the full story about how Great Grandpa Horseradish managed to bite his own tail off again. Yeah, I didn't think so.

Foals these days...




Gallery for Week 190



01. AaronMk


Ancient armor from long ago, which must have cost a lot of dough. - fetchbeer


02. Speedy526745


Having boards glued to your feet, not what I would call discrete. - fetchbeer


03. Scuri Levenstein


There was someone who invented the wheel, at the time it was quite surreal. - fetchbeer


04. pony-x


It's not nice to call others old, and may cause trauma yet untold. - fetchbeer


05. Stone39


Eventually fashions come back in style, it usually just takes a while. - fetchbeer


06. Stone39


Even lifetimes can't prepare, for the attention of an ancient mare. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 16 August 2015

Week 216 Wrap Up

Alright, everypony. It's time for the Cosplay Photoshoot. Make sure your costumes are all set and that you're ready to go; we don't want somepony to lose their pants on stage! Again...

So many wonderful costumes on display this time around, I see. And such variety as well! Video game heroes, literary characters, armored ponies, fursuits... everypony has really outdone themselves! Just be careful with the prop weapons, for those of you who brought them. Last year, somepony managed to accidentally sever another pony's belt with their supposedly blunt sword. Like I said, we don't want anypony losing their pants on stage again. Or worse.

But I'm probably worrying too much, so I think it's time to step aside and let the photographing commence!




Gallery for Week 189



01. Cobralash


The golden snitch is not a pet, even if it does sing a nice duet. - fetchbeer


02. Speedy526745


Some clothing brings special power, though most prefer the fire flower. - fetchbeer


03. pony-x


She's made a rather snazzy jacket, though is colors are quite a racket. - fetchbeer


04. Dredaich


Magic is handy for hefting swords, which may earn you royal rewards. - fetchbeer


05. HalflingPony
The Lone Range Mare and Pronto

Do they ride themselves into danger? Or just mosey in as a stranger? - fetchbeer


06. Jezendar


Always dressing as another, though too much clothing may make him smother. - fetchbeer


07. Scuri Levenstein


She must be some kind of pop star idol, though she lacks a proper bridle. - fetchbeer


08. Philith


Dreaming of giant handy monsters, just makes others think you bonkers. - fetchbeer


09. Vaser888

Sunday, 9 August 2015

Week 215 Wrap Up

Ah, so you've come to join our party. Awesome! come on in, you're gonna wub it!

... Yes, I did go for the blatantly obvious joke already. I've been at BronyCon all weekend, and thus didn't exactly get a lot of sleep. But it was so much fun! Great panels, great staff, great costumes on display, and of course, great music! DJ Pon3 would readily approve!

At any rate, I'll need to keep it short this week, as I gotta keep an eye on things here. Parties can get out of hoof right fast if you don't have somepony monitoring the chaotic event. Feel free to go hit the dance floor, like the ponies below are doing. The more the merrier, after all!



Gallery for Week 188



01. Speedy526745


Falling between a couple letters, most just squeeze into comfy sweaters. - fetchbeer


02. cobralash


Dancing about with fluffy things, wrapping poles in shiny strings. - fetchbeer


03. pony-x


Strumming a well remembered tune, though she doesn't sing so much as croon. - fetchbeer


04. Dredaich


Dance like no one can see you flail, through frenetic movement you may prevail. - fetchbeer


05. hip-indeed
hi i'm back after... a lot of weeks lmao

Never admit to what you did while young, best to leave those scenes unsung. - fetchbeer


06. HalflingPony
At the Ball

Dancing secretly at the masquerade, while the band strummed and played. - fetchbeer


07. Vaser888

Sunday, 2 August 2015

Week 214 Wrap Up

Here now, what's all this then? What are all these ponies doing here, running about like some great Caucus Race. Why, it's enough to drive a pony completely batty! Seriously, who's responsible for this ruckus, a dodo?

Actually, I probably shouldn't say such things. In this magical world, dodos could very well still be alive. And sentient.

But yes, there's so much racing around going on here that it's a wonder we've not all been engulfed by a giant dust cloud by now. It has been known to happen after all, especially during the Running of the Leaves and similar long races. So, let's take a gander at the pictures produces this past week, while we still can!

And yes, Pinkie, I'm certain that this is a ruckus and not a fracas.



Gallery for Week 187



01. Speedy526745


Running so fast you leave a shock wave, just don't do it in a cave. - fetchbeer


02. pony-x


This criminal has gone to far, though her pyromania is a little bizarre. - fetchbeer


03. Dredaich


Always dashing as fast as she can, it seems like running is her plan. - fetchbeer