Sunday, 4 December 2016

Week 284 Wrap Up

Okay, time for this blog to take a level in... err, I probably shouldn't finish that statement. This is supposed to be a family-friendly place, after all.

*ahem* Well, it's time to power up! Indeed, it has been time to power up all week, as that is the theme for this week and all. Well, that and levelling up. But at least it's not a week of throwing up... err, sorry. *ahem*

Hmm... I think this blogger has taken a level in brain farting this week. At any rate, I think I'd better give up on this let you into the gallery before I say anything else that could make tempers flare up. So go on ahead and peruse all the art that's been put up this week!

Gallery for Week 284

01. Lemon-Bitter-Twist

A brief and colorful flash of color, and suddenly she is a better brawler! - fetchbeer

02. Star Catcher

Always trying something new, though mainly antics do ensue. - fetchbeer

03. Vaser888

A rousing cheer to move the crowd, shouting often and shouting loud. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 27 November 2016

Week 283 Wrap Up

@#*^$#^$@ &^*%$ #@#$*&^...

Why am I swearing so much, you ask? Oh that's not swearing. I'm just practicing my Q-Bertian. But enough of that, for we have a gallery to open! And I am quite happy to do so.

And yes, it may seem odd for me to be happy given the theme for tonight's gallery, but I can't help but be excited for each opening! Even when said opening is for an anger-themed exhibit. Besides, how would we attract a crowd in here with an angry frontman?

But enough of that. It's time to officially open for the night, so go ahead and peruse this week's pictures to your heart's content. I promise not to get peeved no matter how long you linger this evening.

Gallery for Week 283

01. AaronMk

As if they have the required will, they couldn't even pass a bill. - fetchbeer

02. Vaser888

A stare that can freeze your very soul, letting you know you aren't in control. - fetchbeer

03. Lemon-Bitter-Twist

How dare this fruit grow on her tree, it's not fit for a pony. - fetchbeer

04. AaronMk
"What a lust for revenge."

Far beyond the fiery gates, in the depths this creature waits. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 20 November 2016

Week 282 Wrap Up

Good evening, Ladies and Germs...uhh, okay. Who wrote this?

Err, nevermind! Tonight is a night for elegance, which that first line certainly is not. But do you know who is elegant? Princess Celestia! She's so noble and regal and pearlescent and nice and tall and shimmery and kind and... err, perhaps I should stop fawning over her before this gets any more embarrassing.

Besides, elegance is certainly not limited to her. Just look at her sister Princess Luna, or at Rarity. Fancy Pants and Fleur de Lis make quite the elegant pair as well, and then we've also got... wait, is that Prince Blueblood? Ugh... there's no elegance to be found there, just a whole lotta self-conceit.

At any rate, it's time for me to bring this little speech to a close. But if you've not yet gotten your fill of elegance, feel free to take a look at all the portraits of Lords and Ladies in the gallery tonight. It is truly the most elegant thing outside of Canterlot itself!

Gallery for Week 282

01. Cobralash

A tiny pony to rule the land, and make it slightly more more grand. - fetchbeer

02. Huffy26
Dragon Lord Ember. Fear her! ... Or adore her. =P

Even dragons need a firm ruling hand, otherwise they may scorch the land. - fetchbeer

03. Lemon-Bitter-Twist

Bowing and scraping wherever you go, instead of saying a simple hello. - fetchbeer

04. Vaser888

Even a princess enjoys the breeze, though those fickle winds are quite a tease. -fetchbeer

Sunday, 13 November 2016

Week 281 Wrap Up

What is that? The Blogger still needs to be done? Well whatever, I'll do it tomorrow. Wait, what? You say it's due today? And that I should go with a different intro because you believe I've done this joke already? Meh, whatever. I'll check on it later...

Huh? Okay, okay! I'll get to it already! Sheesh.

This week has been a week for, well, being lazy. Sleeping in, avoiding work, following the old adage "Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow," that sort of thing. Like I wish I could do with this entry... But oh well, one can't put things off forever, after all. So come take a look at these pictures of ponies lazing about and/or sleeping in. Perhaps all of this will inspire you to stop putting off that thing you keep meaning to do! Or perhaps it will simply inspire you to sleep in tomorrow. Whatever works.

*looks through past entries* Hmm. I have done this schtick before. Oh well.

Gallery for Week 281

01. Irdes
We all sometimes need a bit of being alone with ourselves.)

Sometimes you just need to hide inside a box, even if it is a bit unorthodox. - fetchbeer

02. Lemon-Bitter-Twist

The thunderheads are looming large, harboring a static charge. - fetchbeer

03. Vaser888

The sure sign that you are soon to fall asleep, as fatigue approaches at a slow creep. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 6 November 2016

Week 280 Wrap Up

Quick, throw me the idol! Now throw me the whip! Okay, now throw me the gun holster. No, I don't need the gun, just the holster. Next, throw me the bag of sand. Good, now throw me the... hey, you're the one who offered to help me set this up. Wait, what was that you said? They're here?

Oh-oh, you're here already! Well, come in, come in! Don't worry about my comments about still setting things up; that's for a different display. The art gallery for tonight is all ready for your viewing pleasure! But I must warn you, only those of a more adventurous spirit may want to pass through these doors. For this week's gallery is not about staying at home or going through the daily grind. Nope, this week is for those wanting a vacation from all that, especially if it's an exciting adventure of a vacation!

So throw caution to the wind, and enter this grand temple to adventure!

Gallery for Week 280

01. Vaser888

Reaching up to touch the sky, ever flying up more high! - fetchbeer

Sunday, 30 October 2016

Week 279 Wrap Up

Quacky Quacka Quackquack. Quack quacky... err, quaquack? Umm...

Bah, this just isn't working. I have some important work to do this week, the kind that requires cooperating with a specialist. The problem is, that specialist... is a duck. And while that duck understands Equestrian, she can't actually speak it. It's not exactly easy to form Equestrian words when one does not have lips, after all. But it still makes conversation more than a bit difficult.

This task would be a lot easier with a translator available to aid us, but Fluttershy will be out of town next week. But at least she has been willing to aid me by trying to teach me how to understand the duck language. Which is not the slightest bit easy to pick up given that I don't have an animal-related talent like she does, but if I can understand even a little of what my partner is saying, it will make things a fair bit easier.

But enough about me. I'm certainly not the only one who has needed to handle an awkward team up, after all. Indeed, that has been the theme for this week's creations. So feel free to peruse the gallery, and take a gander at all the awkward artwork in there!

Hmm. That didn't come out quite right. Awkward...

Gallery for Week 279

01. Lemon-Bitter-Twist

The costume brings out the inner beast, longing for a candy feast! - fetchbeer

Sunday, 23 October 2016

Week 278 Wrap Up

Help! I need somepony!
Help! Not just anypony!
Help! You know I need... somepony! Anypony!

Things are such a mess here right now. The pegasi were bringing a big storm through this afternoon, and it got away from them! Thankfully the rain didn't get into the Gallery, but the wind certainly did. And it blew our pictures everywhere! I sent a messenger to get my friends in the hopes that they would arrive to help before visitors started arriving, but obviously that hasn't happened! I fear we may need to delay the exhibit's opening until tomorrow night.

Wait, what's that sound? Is that the sound of multiple galloping hooves headed in our direction? Yes, my friends have arrived to save the day! Or the night, as the case would be. With their support, I can have this gallery open right fast! So just give us all a few minutes, and you'll be able to peruse this week's exhibit to your heart's content.

So, how about a song to help things go faster? All together now:
I'm gonna try with a little help from my friends.
I'll get by with a little help from my friends...

Gallery for Week 278

01. Vaser888

Everyone needs a hug sometimes, no one should cry over spilled limes. - fetchbeer

02. Lemon-Bitter-Twist

Helping a friend learn to fly, letting them touch the sky! - fetchbeer