Sunday, 16 April 2017

Week 303 Wrap Up

Alright, the Dark Lord's forces are arraying themselves upon the northern hills. The time has come to meet their advance, and take the battle to them! Apple Splitter, collect your archers and lead them to the eastern hills. That will give you a good view of the battleground, and allow your bow-wielding forces to fire their arrows with near-impunity. Sir Iron Shield, your heavy soldiers will line up at the base of those same hills. The Dark Lord will undoubtedly recognize the danger that archers on the high ground pose to his forces, and will seek to uproot them as quickly as possible. It'll be your job to prevent that from happening.

As for you, Lord Pommel, your forces will assemble in the central field and charge the Dark Lord's forces. Now, make sure you wait for the right moment! You need to wait for the enemy to come down off the northern hills first; otherwise you'll be charging uphill towards them. And I'm sure you remember what happened when General Pickett Fence did that in the Hooffield-McColt skirmish of '58. That's an example of strategy that you definitely don't want to follow! And finally, Iron Wind, you'll hold back at first, then charge into the enemy's flanks once they're engaged with Lord Pommel and Sir Iron Shield. The full force of your pegasus knights slamming into their side should be enough to break their resolve and win the day for us.

For Equestria!




Gallery for Week 275



01. Wag-Tail
Re-imagined video games characters as ponies. I like it :D

What is that noise in my ear, such squeaks do not endear. - fetchbeer


02. Tun Rae


Covered in fancy armor, definitely not the outfit of a farmer. - fetchbeer


03. Vaser888


Beware of a penchant for explosives, for behind it lie some murky motives. - fetchbeer


04. Lemon-Bitter-Twist


Arrows launched with extreme precision, not a moment for indecision. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 9 April 2017

Week 302 Wrap Up

Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue,
Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn. Bork! Bork! Bork!
*clatter*

Yen heer ve have de smorgasbord! Hue der dee poppincorn, lotsa lotsa popadeecorn! Und chocolate moose, vid moose so fresh, it-a shtill mooin. Yep, der moo-moo moose-moose! En fer du banana-nana-nana, fer du makeen dee bananana split. Ahn dee coconut; ahl dee coconut! Fer brehkun der shell, ve heve der bloonderboosen, fer de boom da shootin! Eyy fer du sher de Hiyooo!

BOOM! *Crash*

Uhh, maybe I should stop doing that act, before it gets anymore out of hand. You're all probably more interested in what everypony else has been cooking up, anyways. And you may find out below!




Gallery for Week 302



01. Tun Rae


Try not to be made into a soup or stew, there are better ingredients to brew. - fetchbeer


02. Vaser888


It's always nice to cook some food, and sharing it will improve your mood! - fetchbeer


03. Lemon-Bitter-Twist


Chopping things can be quite relaxing, though kitchen timers can be quite taxing. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 2 April 2017

Week 301 Wrap Up

Trick or treat!
Smell my feet!
Give me something...
Wait, it's not that holiday? But that's not what the Breezie told me.

Well... technically, he told me 'Fergin shaggah bul tricka myah gan bree'. Or something like that. 'Tricka' is Breezie for 'trick', isn't it? Its not? Oh. Well, that certainly explains a lot.

Hmm. I should probably take off this faerie costume then; I've been getting strange looks from ponies all day. In the mean time, why don't you take a look at this week's gallery. If these pictures are anything to go by, I'm not the only one who's been tricked today.




Gallery for Week 301



01. AaronMK


Beware of who you get to help you pack, or the boxes may give you a heart attack. - fetchbeer


02. Tun Rae
I am very pleased with how this came out :3

Trotting through giant blades of grass, watching while the hours pass. - fetchbeer


03. Vaser888


Stalking friends through the shrubbery, you are unlikely to be mistaken for a blueberry. - fetchbeer


04. Jezendar


Sometimes you'd give anything for earplugs, or even hearing chirping bugs. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 26 March 2017

Week 300 Wrap Up

Tonight, for your listening pleasure, I shall recite some poetry.

I think that I shall never see,
A poem as lovely as a...
wait, is this going to be yet another 'Fluttershy is a tree' thing? *Ahem* Let's try something else.

Rock. You're a rock. Grey... Hmm. I'd better go with something else; this is a relatively new poem, and the poet might sue me over it. Here, let's try this one.

There once was a mare from Nanbucket, whoooo-okay, moving on!

Bah, this isn't working. I think I'll stick to my usual intros, and let the pictures in the Gallery bring the entertainment. So, without further ado:

Now towards the gall'ry turning, all my soul within me burning,
To reveal the art display that we set up the night before.
Like the raven's quiet flutter, not a single word I utter,
As I now reach out my arm to push aside the great doors,
Again I extend my arm to push aside the great doors.
To reveal this art forevermore!





Gallery for Week 300



01. Tun Rae
Inspired by The Spider and the Fly

Do you trust that giant thing, or do you instantly take to wing? - fetchbeer


02. AaronMk


It's hard to pay attention so such a speech, when you are distracted by such a peach. - fetchbeer


03. Lemon-Bitter-Twist




04. Vaser888




05. Jezendar

Sunday, 19 March 2017

Week 299 Wrap Up

Alright, everypony! We've got a production to, err... produce, and the cast is not gonna cast themselves! This is a movie about wizardry and magic duels, so we'll need plenty of spellcasting unicorns. And don't forget the plucky sidekick who just got out of the hospital; bonus kudos if that actor is actually in a cast. Oh, and while I have it in mind, somepony get in touch with Ironshod and see if he's got the casts we need to make the amulets we need. We've got a lot of wizard outfits to make, and crafting all of those amulets will take time.

But yes, let's cast aside our doubts, and get this undertaking underway!




Gallery for Week 299



01. Lemon-Bitter-Twist


A sudden flash lights up the night, an alicorn's magic light! - fetchbeer


02. Jezendar


Of course she has to feed her pets, and they've already eaten all her assets! - fetchbeer


03. Vaser888


A magic spin to aid the ball, surely every pin will fall. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 12 March 2017

Week 298 Wrap Up

Welcome back to Wild Equestria, where we document the antics of the world's greatest creatures! And right over here, we find a pack of truly amazing creatures: the majestic artist. Notice the elegance with which they encircle their pony prey, tools held at the ready. Why, that poor pony is so stunned, she's virtually immobilized with fear! Yes, my dear sidekick, I know she 'looks' bored, but believe me when I say... uh oh, I think we've been spotted!

Okay, time to skedaddle on out of here. I don't want to find out just how deadly they can be with those tools, after all. And it is time to bring this episode to a close anyways, but do tune in next time for more footage of Equestria's wondrous wildlife!




Gallery for Week 270



01. Lemon-Bitter-Twist


Howling forlornly at the moon, much more dramatic than howling at noon. - fetchbeer


02. GoggleSparks
Dinky the Druid comes with Masterwork Leather Vest and Mushroom cap of wisdom (+6)!

A spear and mushroom cap, all the better to lay a trap. - fetchbeer


03. Jezendar


A feral pony shows it's stuff, though the wild left them rough. - fetchbeer


04. Vaser888


Stalking prey through the tall grass, trying to stealthily pass. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 5 March 2017

Week 297 Wrap Up

Well, this week has been quite exciting, and a little spooOOOooky too! So much energy, both corporeal and spectral, on evidence right now that you just don't know if you should quiver with excitment or shiver with fright!

And artists all over the community have been picking up on this energy and instilling it into their creations. Which we, of course, have collected into this week's gallery.

So, let's give a cheer to all the creators in this community! All together now: Brick-a-brack-a firecracka shish boom bah! Spirit Week, Spirit Week, rah rah rah!




Gallery for Week 269



01. Lemon-Bitter-Twist


A menacing cloud of fear and hate, who thought fog could be so irate. - fetchbeer


02. Jezendar


The dead are not known for happy moods, for they can't eat their favorite foods. - fetchbeer


03. Vaser888