Sunday, 26 June 2016

Week 261 Wrap Up

You know what feels good after a hard day's work? A nice swim in a nice, cool pond. It's a great way to unwind after a day on the job, and to get the sweat out of your coat. Of course, this isn't the only way to cool off. Resting in the shade, getting a cold drink, and simply fanning yourself with your tail can all work as well. And for the most extreme of cases, there's always the option of ice magic!

So why don't you join us here, in this nice and cool gallery, and spend some time away from the heat of the day. Perhaps the pictures here will give you some new ideas on how to cool off in the future.

Gallery for Week 261

01. Speedy526745

It must be hot there without a fan, you may wind up with an odd tan. - fetchbeer

02. Scuri Levenstein

03. ABronyAccount

04. Vaser888

Sunday, 19 June 2016

Week 260 Wrap Up

Oh, the Blogger still needs to be done, doesn't it? Well, I can worry about that later. As the old proverb goes, "Don't do today what you can put... off...

Wait, didn't I use that line for an opener last week? Well, I guess that's okay; not every Blogger entry needs to be unique, after all! Indeed, this could be the entry that says, "I'm not." after all the others shout, "Yes, we are all individuals!" Hmm... On second though, that may not be the best of ideas, as that would take things to a silly place.

But I digress. We've got some unique new pictures this week for your perusal. But of course, we have such things every week, so I guess these unique creations on display are just more of the same. So here's to another week of being consistently distinctive!

Gallery for Week 260

01. Speedy526745

Always make sure to be yourself, even when laying on a shelf! - fetchbeer

02. Irdes
Coltrane Crowley is the definition of "different". And "indifferent" too, ironically.

Hiding just around the corner in plain sight, adding propaganda to the fight. - fetchbeer

03. Vaser888

Sunday, 12 June 2016

Week 259 Wrap Up

Oh, the Blogger still needs to be done, doesn't it? Well, I can worry about that later. As the old proverb goes, "Don't do today what you can put off until tomorrow!"

Wait, you don't think I got that right? Why, I'm as certain about getting that line right as I am about it's original speaker! Who originally said it, you ask? Why, it's none other than, umm... Flank-Line... or something. Look, that's not important right now. I'll look it up later. Right now, I've got some relaxing to do.

Yeah, yeah. I'll get to the Blogger eventually. It's not like today's Sunday, after all. Wait, today is Sunday? Uh oh...

Umm... here, why don't you guys take a look at these pictures, while I get to work. And don't worry, I'll get the Blogger done in time! Really, really I will... *nervous cough*

Gallery for Week 259

01. Speedy526745

Sometimes you feel like you can be seen right through, though don't let that make you blue. - fetchbeer

02. vaser888

Snoozing through the heat of day, for it's not a time for much horseplay. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 5 June 2016

Week 258 Wrap Up

Hello, hello! Good evening to you all, and welcome to tonight's exhibit about the wonder of Steam Power! Now, I'm sure you're all thinking about the great steam locomotives that arrive daily at Ponyville's railroad station, but that's not the only use of steam power in Equestria. It's merely the most obvious. Many buildings in Equestria's cities use steam for heating, keeping ponies warm through the cold winter nights without the risk of a chimney fire. Even here in Ponyville, you'll find examples of steam power. After all, the Ponyville Spa uses such machinery to keep the steam room nice and warm! And steamy, of course. So now, I present to you the Wonders of Steam!

*machinery whirrs into life, only to rapidly sputter out*

Wait, what's going on? Oh, great whickering stallions! The steam pipes have burst! How can we possibly do an exibit on steam power without steam? We're gonna need to get a mechanic in here lickety split! In the mean time, take a gander through the art exhibits set up in the East Hall. They may not be in motion, but you'll still find plenty of examples of steam power. And steamed ponies, for that matter. Our art procurer has a bit of a funny bone, it seems.

Gallery for Week 258

01. Speedy526745

A bit of water and a bit of flame, making steam to some acclaim. - fetchbeer

02. Cobralash

Making clouds and wind and rain, may make you flee to save your mane. - fetchbeer

03. G-DO-29--Anagram
I've always imagined Gem's monitor setup to be this complex. Not really my best work here... (See the steam lines coming off of Gem? Like, steaming mad?)

Computers never end up as you intend, and always consume your whole weekend. - fetchbeer

04. Vaser888

Such a mass of confusing pipes, the probably cause endless gripes. - fetchbeer

05. HalflingPony

To many repairs can cause some strain, and you only end up looking a tad insane. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 29 May 2016

Week 257 Wrap Up

Sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep! We'll clean this room just like a... sheep? Creep? Jeep? Do ponies even have jeeps?

Oh, hello there. Don't mind me, I'm just working on the Next Big Thing in dance music! DJ Pon-3 herself will be playing it nonstop in her performances! I'm just waiting for her to return my calls, which she'll do any day now! Yep, any day now...

Sweep your arms from here to there,
Uhh... Ooh!
Because Honey Badger just don't care!
That'll be great, because everypony loves old memes!

Hey, you're not writing this down, are you? ...What's that? Oh, right. I'm writing this down. Also, are you laughing at something? Uhh, nevermind.

Well, I need to get back to work on my Epic Dance Ballad, so... wait, what are you laughing at? Nothing? Uhh, okay. At any rate, in the mean time, feel free to take a look at the various creations in the gallery below. Perhaps you'll bear witness to another epic creation, though certainly not as epic as my own...

Okay, seriously. Why do you keep bursting into laughter?

Gallery for Week 257

01. Speedy526745

Cleaning up a giant mess, still may cause some distress. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 22 May 2016

Week 256 Wrap Up

Double, double, toil and trouble.
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

This is the real stuff, you know. Right out of Drakespeare!

Eye of Needle, Tongue of Shoe, Hand of Clock that points at two,
Neck of Bottle, Tail of Coat, err... Whiskers from a Billy Goat!


*cough* *wheeze...* Ugh. I think those 'Billy Goat Whiskers' were actually Alley Cat Whiskers. I hate it when I get those mixed up. Perhaps I should ask Twilight to organize and label all this stuff for me. It would certainly reduce my alchemical lab repair expenditures.

At any rate, while I deal with this mess, you guys should check out what everypony else has been cooking up. Their results have been less... incendiary than mine.

Gallery for Week 256

01. Speedy526745

Some ponies just love to bake, taking random things to make a cake. - fetchbeer

02. HalflingPony
Ya do know that's jus' dandelion soup... right?

03. Vaser888

Sunday, 15 May 2016

Week 255 Wrap Up

Hey! What's that in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a blimp? Wait, isn't that... uh oh! TAKE COVER!!


Ooh, that's gotta hurt! Ever since Rainbow Dash was moved off their Reserve List, the Wonderbolt shows have become a bit more... well, let's just say that it's a good thing Ponyville's construction teams are so experienced, due to repairing the damage from past monster and villain attacks.

But still, I doubt Rarity is going to be happy about the damage to her Boutique. Seriously, the errant pegasus crashed right through her front window and careened straight into her newly-released Summer Chic line! Well, I guess it's true: Rainbow Dash always crashes in style!

And on that note, I shall now direct you to this week's gallery, featuring several other ponies who may or may not have crashed in style.

Gallery for Week 255

01. Speedy526745

Just because you're rampaging through a city doesn't mean you can't look pretty. - fetchbeer

02. Vaser888

Boxes always get in the way, especially during rough horseplay. - fetchbeer