Sunday, 1 May 2016

Week 253 Wrap Up

Hey, everypony! I've got some good news! I've been working on my comedy act! ...Wait, where's everypony going?

Okay, okay, fine. No more jokes. Jeez, tough crowd. Well, no jokes from me, at least. After all, comedy is the theme for this week. So get ready for a lot more jokes this evening! We've got a full slate of comedians ready to regale you with rib-ticklers of all sorts. And if they're bad ones, then just remember that I'm not the one on stage. So don't throw your tomatoes at me.

Oh, and just to reassure you all, we made sure that Discord never found out about this event, so there won't be any eldritch 'friends' around tonight. But we've got every mental health professional in this half of Equestria on hoof, just to be on the safe side.

Gallery for Week 225

01. Speedy526745

Sometimes you just want to relax read, absorbing man a heroic deed. - fetchbeer

02. Errick
I just hope it's recognizable.

Playing your music with great pride, you may not noticed that you've been tied. - fetchbeer

03. Redquoza

Sunday, 24 April 2016

Week 252 Wrap Up

Ah, people are arriving already. Well, I'm afraid that we're going to be a little bit delayed tonight. You see, when a certain draconequus, who shall remain nameless, discovered that this week's theme was "Summoned/Summoning", he insisted on 'summoning up an old friend of his'. And to put it quite simply, said 'friend' proceeded to make quite a mess of out Gallery here. And we're still in the process of cleaning it all up.

But in the mean time, allow me to keep the boredom at bay by telling a few choice jokes. So a Knight, a Rogue, and a Summoner walk into a bar, and the bartender says... uhh, why are you all looking at me like that? My reputation precedes me? And what exactly do you mean by that?

Actually, don't answer that. Because I've just been informed that the Gallery is all set now. So feel free to come on in and peruse tonight's exhibit. And should you happen to spot something tall, green, and tentacle-y, please tell him that Discord is still looking for him

Gallery for Week 224

01. Speedy526745

Yanked from your normal life, forced into a time of strife. - fetchbeer

02. AaronMK
Invoke the name of Tengri, perform Tengri's will on Earth, vanquish the unjust and the unawesome. Receive Tengri's blessings and favor.

Chanting to appease the sky, asking for good weather in which to fly. - fetchbeer

03. Lemon-Bitter-Twist

Checking watches makes it hard to run, though she's not one to be outdone. - fetchbeer

04. Vaser888

A magical creature summoned through space, though this one you'd gladly embrace. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 17 April 2016

Week 251 Wrap Up

Okay, everypony's here. Let's get this dance started!

Oh dance with your hooves, just as fast as you can!
Now flip it like a flapjack in a pan.
Do si do, now mind the rules,
With your old flat hooves just a-kickin' like mules!

Uhh... why is everypony looking at me like that? I thought squaredance music was popular here in Appleloosa... Wait, this is Ponyville? Oops. Well, I wasn't prepared for this. But fortunately, some local performers are prepared for this, and should do a much better job of providing dance music than I have. Let the show begin!

Gallery for Week 223

01. Speedy526745

Dance like you can't see yourself, of just hide behind a shelf. - fetchbeer

02. Redquoza

Shake your hips and sway in time, and create something sublime. - fetchbeer

03. G-DO-29--Anagram
Two different duos (three technically if you count the Cinnies) and a pony on the verge of breaking into the "I have to go to the bathroom" dance. I dunno...

Store employees deserve some credit, for not posting every customer on reddit. - fetchbeer

04. Lemon-Bitter-Twist

Drink your drink and sing your song, if we drink enough we'll get along! - fetchbeer

05. Errick
I hope I linked the image right.. haven't done this in forever.

A dragon dancing with their hoard, some shiny things are much adored. - fetchbeer

06. Vaser888

Dancing between the times you play, though you are quite an amateur at ballet. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 10 April 2016

Week 250 Wrap Up

It's time to celebrate! It's time to mark a very important date! It's the day of the year that she was born on, and the day that she arrived here in Ponyville. So, everypony say it all together now:

Happy Birth-iversary, Rainbow Dash!


Now why didn't anypony say that with me? Wait... her Birth-iversary was last month? But I got all this stuff set up already. All these cakes, balloons, streamers, and especially presents... Why doesn't anypony tell me these things?

... Because I didn't ask... right. Ask a stupid question with Twilight around and you'll get a smart answer.

Anyway, we might as well enjoy ourselves here, or all of this stuff is just gonna go to waste. So what are you all waiting for, everypony? Let's party!

Gallery for Week 222

01. Speedy526745

How wonderful are ponies in a box? Though it's surely a source of shocks! - fetchbeer

02. G-DO-29--Anagram
Can a package for yourself constitute as a present?

Computers are a constant source of frustration, though eventually they can bring elation. - fetchbeer

03. Redquoza

Sunday, 3 April 2016

Week 249 Wrap Up

Well, it's time to get things started. Indeed, it is a time for fresh starts, a time when everything is new again.

And no, I don't mean New Year's Day. It's the start of a new Season of episodes! And this season starts with a celebration of new life in the form of the newborn Flurry Heart. Not to be confused with Night Flurry, one of the resident weather pegasi.

So, in honor of these new beginnings, we've got some new artwork for everypony to view. And while that is hardly unusual in and of itself, these pictures follow the theme of new beginnings. You may see for yourself, just below the break:

Gallery for Week 221

01. Speedy526745

This pony seems to be quite sweet, though one wonders how she keeps her mane so neat. - fetchbeer

02. Redquoza

Some places have the most imposing door, though would you want less when you join the corps? - fetchbeer

03. Vaser888

A new face with a nice smile, one wonders if she likes socks of argyle. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 27 March 2016

Week 248 Wrap Up

Armor is the cornerstone of defense on the battlefield, and is a vital acquisition for any true warrior. The material and form of your armor will have a great impact on your ability to act; well-designed armor will allow you to act to your fullest potential, while armor ill-suited to you will be a great hindrance. Everything from the simple leathers of an adventurer to the exotic crystalline armor of the Crystal Empire could be acquired, should it be ideal for you. And I've even heard of pirates protecting themselves with 'Arr'mor.

Err, sorry about that.

But don't take my word for it. Just ask the various adventurers that have gathered here today.

Gallery for Week 220

01. Silverwisp

Telling tales of war around the fire, where no one dares call you a liar. - fetchbeer

02. Speedy526745

They dressed up a lot in medieval times, though they still hadn't discovered limes. - fetchbeer

03. Cobralash

Being knighted by a shiny sword, a rank that is a great reward. - fetchbeer

04. dredaich

So many bits of livery, they must be making a delivery. - fetchbeer

05. Vaser888

Sunday, 20 March 2016

Week 247 Wrap Up


Oww.... Ugh, Tarpan of the Timberwolves, I most certainly am not! Seriously, somepony should have warned me about that tree...

I'm actually kinda glad this theme has drawn to a close. Living the wild life is just not something I'm well-adapted to, fun though it can be. But for those who are well-adapted to it, more power to you!

But seriously, watch out for those trees.

Gallery for Week 219

01. Speedy526745

There are worse things than being trapped in card, though the experience may leave you scarred. - fetchbeer

02. Scuri Levenstein

Giving a work the evil eye, though others may wonder why. - fetchbeer

03. HalflingPony
Just Out for a Walk