Sunday, 22 May 2016

Week 256 Wrap Up

Double, double, toil and trouble.
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.


This is the real stuff, you know. Right out of Drakespeare!

Eye of Needle, Tongue of Shoe, Hand of Clock that points at two,
Neck of Bottle, Tail of Coat, err... Whiskers from a Billy Goat!


Boom!

*cough* *wheeze...* Ugh. I think those 'Billy Goat Whiskers' were actually Alley Cat Whiskers. I hate it when I get those mixed up. Perhaps I should ask Twilight to organize and label all this stuff for me. It would certainly reduce my alchemical lab repair expenditures.

At any rate, while I deal with this mess, you guys should check out what everypony else has been cooking up. They're results have been less... incendiary than mine.




Gallery for Week 256



01. Speedy526745


Some ponies just love to bake, taking random things to make a cake. - fetchbeer


02. HalflingPony
Ya do know that's jus' dandelion soup... right?



03. Vaser888

Sunday, 15 May 2016

Week 255 Wrap Up

Hey! What's that in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a blimp? Wait, isn't that... uh oh! TAKE COVER!!

*Kay-Rash!*

Ooh, that's gotta hurt! Ever since Rainbow Dash was moved off their Reserve List, the Wonderbolt shows have become a bit more... well, let's just say that it's a good thing Ponyville's construction teams are so experienced, due to repairing the damage from past monster and villain attacks.

But still, I doubt Rarity is going to be happy about the damage to her Boutique. Seriously, the errant pegasus crashed right through her front window and careened straight into her newly-released Summer Chic line! Well, I guess it's true: Rainbow Dash always crashes in style!

And on that note, I shall now direct you to this week's gallery, featuring several other ponies who may or may not have crashed in style.




Gallery for Week 255



01. Speedy526745


Just because you're rampaging through a city doesn't mean you can't look pretty. - fetchbeer


02. Vaser888


Boxes always get in the way, especially during rough horseplay. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 8 May 2016

Week 254 Wrap Up

Sometimes, a pony needs to work alone. They might be handling a small task that doesn't require more than one worker; too many cooks spoil the soup, as they say. Or perhaps they're the only one present who can handle the job. This could be the result of other workers being sick, or perhaps away on vacation. Or it could be that this one pony is the only wizard in all of Equestria that knows how to safely dissipate the Harmonic Dissonance Emanations left behind by Discord's bout of the Blue Flue.

But for many ponies, having an assistant makes the task at hand considerably easier. Farmers need stout ponies to aid with planting, and later harvesting, the crops. Captains need deckhands to raise the sails and watch for land. Generals need fast messengers to relay commands to the troops. Even that previously-mentioned Wizard will appreciate having an apprentice around who can tell the difference between an alembic and a retort, and thus will not fetch the first when the wizard asked for the second.

Thus, this week we celebrate the assistants, co-workers, apprentices, and followers, without whom completing many tasks would not be possible!




Gallery for Week 226



01. Speedy526745


One doesn't expect an ice cream disguise, what frozen treat would hide spies? - fetchbeer


02. Redquoza


Assistants deserve some recognition, though he seems to want an exhibition. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 1 May 2016

Week 253 Wrap Up

Hey, everypony! I've got some good news! I've been working on my comedy act! ...Wait, where's everypony going?

Okay, okay, fine. No more jokes. Jeez, tough crowd. Well, no jokes from me, at least. After all, comedy is the theme for this week. So get ready for a lot more jokes this evening! We've got a full slate of comedians ready to regale you with rib-ticklers of all sorts. And if they're bad ones, then just remember that I'm not the one on stage. So don't throw your tomatoes at me.

Oh, and just to reassure you all, we made sure that Discord never found out about this event, so there won't be any eldritch 'friends' around tonight. But we've got every mental health professional in this half of Equestria on hoof, just to be on the safe side.




Gallery for Week 225



01. Speedy526745


Sometimes you just want to relax read, absorbing man a heroic deed. - fetchbeer


02. Errick
I just hope it's recognizable.

Playing your music with great pride, you may not noticed that you've been tied. - fetchbeer


03. Redquoza

Sunday, 24 April 2016

Week 252 Wrap Up

Ah, people are arriving already. Well, I'm afraid that we're going to be a little bit delayed tonight. You see, when a certain draconequus, who shall remain nameless, discovered that this week's theme was "Summoned/Summoning", he insisted on 'summoning up an old friend of his'. And to put it quite simply, said 'friend' proceeded to make quite a mess of out Gallery here. And we're still in the process of cleaning it all up.

But in the mean time, allow me to keep the boredom at bay by telling a few choice jokes. So a Knight, a Rogue, and a Summoner walk into a bar, and the bartender says... uhh, why are you all looking at me like that? My reputation precedes me? And what exactly do you mean by that?

Actually, don't answer that. Because I've just been informed that the Gallery is all set now. So feel free to come on in and peruse tonight's exhibit. And should you happen to spot something tall, green, and tentacle-y, please tell him that Discord is still looking for him




Gallery for Week 224



01. Speedy526745


Yanked from your normal life, forced into a time of strife. - fetchbeer


02. AaronMK
Invoke the name of Tengri, perform Tengri's will on Earth, vanquish the unjust and the unawesome. Receive Tengri's blessings and favor.

Chanting to appease the sky, asking for good weather in which to fly. - fetchbeer


03. Lemon-Bitter-Twist


Checking watches makes it hard to run, though she's not one to be outdone. - fetchbeer


04. Vaser888


A magical creature summoned through space, though this one you'd gladly embrace. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 17 April 2016

Week 251 Wrap Up

Okay, everypony's here. Let's get this dance started!

Oh dance with your hooves, just as fast as you can!
Now flip it like a flapjack in a pan.
Do si do, now mind the rules,
With your old flat hooves just a-kickin' like mules!


Uhh... why is everypony looking at me like that? I thought squaredance music was popular here in Appleloosa... Wait, this is Ponyville? Oops. Well, I wasn't prepared for this. But fortunately, some local performers are prepared for this, and should do a much better job of providing dance music than I have. Let the show begin!




Gallery for Week 223



01. Speedy526745


Dance like you can't see yourself, of just hide behind a shelf. - fetchbeer


02. Redquoza


Shake your hips and sway in time, and create something sublime. - fetchbeer


03. G-DO-29--Anagram
Two different duos (three technically if you count the Cinnies) and a pony on the verge of breaking into the "I have to go to the bathroom" dance. I dunno...

Store employees deserve some credit, for not posting every customer on reddit. - fetchbeer


04. Lemon-Bitter-Twist


Drink your drink and sing your song, if we drink enough we'll get along! - fetchbeer


05. Errick
I hope I linked the image right.. haven't done this in forever.

A dragon dancing with their hoard, some shiny things are much adored. - fetchbeer


06. Vaser888


Dancing between the times you play, though you are quite an amateur at ballet. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 10 April 2016

Week 250 Wrap Up

It's time to celebrate! It's time to mark a very important date! It's the day of the year that she was born on, and the day that she arrived here in Ponyville. So, everypony say it all together now:

Happy Birth-iversary, Rainbow Dash!

...

Now why didn't anypony say that with me? Wait... her Birth-iversary was last month? But I got all this stuff set up already. All these cakes, balloons, streamers, and especially presents... Why doesn't anypony tell me these things?

... Because I didn't ask... right. Ask a stupid question with Twilight around and you'll get a smart answer.

Anyway, we might as well enjoy ourselves here, or all of this stuff is just gonna go to waste. So what are you all waiting for, everypony? Let's party!




Gallery for Week 222



01. Speedy526745


How wonderful are ponies in a box? Though it's surely a source of shocks! - fetchbeer


02. G-DO-29--Anagram
Can a package for yourself constitute as a present?

Computers are a constant source of frustration, though eventually they can bring elation. - fetchbeer


03. Redquoza