Sunday, 14 January 2018

Week 342 Wrap Up

Attennn-HU*crack* OWW! Gah... Note to self: Don't abruptly stand up straight under a low arch.

But NEVER MIND that, Maggots! The time has COME for you Dog-Faced LOSERS to show me... You're not gonna start CRYING, are you!?

Wait, you are gonna start crying? Oh geez, I'm sorry. You know what? Screw this act; nopony actually likes drill sergeants anyways. Not even the Guardponies themselves. So instead, let's celebrate this week's theme with military marching songs instead, as those are much more enjoyable! Alright, all together now:

Sombra's mother, she's the queen,
Bit it in the final scene,
Drank a glass of funky wine,
Now she's Tirek's valentine!





Gallery for Week 342



01. AnimatorWil


How should sheep behave in regards to apex predators? Much in the same way as they do to creditors. - fetchbeer


02. LuxrayStark

Sunday, 7 January 2018

Week 341 Wrap Up

A luck-based theme coming from the ATG? Why, the odds of that are three thousand seven hundred and twenty to one! And yet, here we are; good thing people never tell us the odds. After all, sometimes in life you just gotta roll the dice and see what comes up. *rolls* Bah, snake eyes. Why did it have to be snake eyes?

Bleh. I think I'll quit before my luck gets any worse. Besides, it's time to open up the Gallery, so I shouldn't keep you all waiting any longer. So without further ado, I present examples of ponies interacting with luck. Hopefully better luck than mine.




Gallery for Week 341



01. GoggleSparks


Every night should not be forgotten, even if it's rotten. - fetchbeer


02. AnimatorWil


How does one hold a card, with hooves it seems quite hard! - fetchbeer


03. RemnantViscera


They don't seem too happy about this costume, but at least they're not dressed as a broom. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 31 December 2017

Week 340 Wrap Up

Jingle bells, Twilight smells,
Fluttershy laid an egg.
The Dashmobile lost a wheel,
and Nightmare Moon got away!


Merry Hearth's Warming and a Happy New Year to you all! And yes, that is how the song is supposed to go; I totally haven't had too much to drink... -hic-




Gallery for Week 340



01. AnimatorWil


Bring your friends close and hold them tight, it will make even the darkness bright. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 24 December 2017

Week 339 Wrap Up

"Everybody's working for the weekend
Everybody wants a little romance
Everybody's goin' off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance."


You know, I've never really understood the first line of that chorus, as the rest of the song makes no mention of 'working' at all. There must be some meaning to this that is just going right over my head. Fortunately, this week's theme is much more straightforward than this musical line, and thus much easier for me to understand. And that theme, of course, is being on the job. So I shall cut this monologue short and get right on to my job, which is to open up the Gallery for you all:




Gallery for Week 339



01. TunRae


He must take forever to make his armor gleam, though it does give him a right to beam. - fetchbeer


02. AnimatorWil


Even the most stressful jobs need to have some mirth, especially those involving childbirth. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 17 December 2017

Week 338 Wrap Up

Machines are a growing trend here in Equestria. What started as a few simplistic gear-based devices has grown into locomotives, airships, and power-generating dams. Indeed, even small towns like Ponyville possess clock towers and railroad stations. And some of the richest ponies out there possess powered vehicles called "pony-less carriages". Which is an odd name, because they can't do anything without a pony in the driver's seat, so they're not really 'ponyless'. Well, unless a griffin is driving, or something. But then again, a normal carriage being used by griffins would be 'ponyless' also...

Ah, whatever. I don't name these machines, so I probably shouldn't stress about what they end up being called. Instead, I should worry about making sure the Gallery is ready for tonight. Fortunately, it is ready already, so without further ado, let us open up the doors and reveal the creations of this week!




Gallery for Week 338



01. EnkeiNN


What better use to put your tools, than to build new houses or new schools. - fetchbeer


02. TunRae


A long silver neck of shining steel, attached to a mind that is a wheel. - fetchbeer


03. AnimatorWil


Is this being more machine than mare? And can you take her red light glare. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 10 December 2017

Week 337 Wrap Up

Alright, this has gone on long enough. Pay attention, my minions, for it is time for drastic action. Yes, it is time to Unleash The Kraken!!

I said, Unleash the Kraken!

What do you mean, 'Ponyville is landlocked'!? Jeez, a pony can't even unleash unfathomable sea monsters on their hated foes nowadays. Curse you, Celestia, and your millennia of peace! What was that, minion? No, actually, I don't care whether or not Celestia was involved with the absence of the ocean in Ponyville! I also don't care whether you think you're my minions or just random passersby!

Bah! You know what? Let's just go check out the local gallery. They're doing an Unleash/Release theme of some sort this week. Perhaps it will show you how to properly Unleash your Fury upon your Mortal Enemies!




Gallery for Week 337



01. AnimatorWil


Sometimes you just need escape, though your exit leaves some agape. - fetchbeer


02. TunRae


Power streaming out of mouth and eyes, must have been a big surprise. - fetchbeer


03. Gemini Shadows
Been a while since I've done one of these, eh?

A little bit of wild power, may cause your enemies to cower. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 3 December 2017

Week 336 Wrap Up

It's music time! How does a little Jailhouse Rock sound? It certainly fits this week's Gallery theme, after all. For this week, we celebrate those ponies who have spent time in the slammer! Well, 'celebrate' is not really the best word for this theme, is it. After all, going to the big house is not exactly a positive thing. But even in a land like Equestria, it is sometimes a necessary thing. Sometimes you just gotta throw a pony in the dungeon. Or banish them, and then throw them into a dungeon in the place you banished them to.

Of course, some threats are too potent to hold in a typical dungeon. To bottle up such a dangerous felon, potent magic is often required. Something on the level of banishing the danger straight to Tartarus, or sealing them inside of the Moon itself. Though don't mention that last bit around the Princesses; they'll not likely react positively. Unless, of course, you actually want a one-way ticket to the infernal pits of Tartarus. But I highly doubt you would.

'Twould make it rather difficult for you to visit this Gallery, after all.




Gallery for Week 336



01. TunRae


A wall of glass surrounds your soul, and slowly isolation takes it's toll. - fetchbeer


02. AnimatorWil


Forcing a part of yourself away, but what price will you pay? - fetchbeer