... Get it? Orange...? Oh c'mon, ponies! This is the oldesss... Actually, I probably shouldn't finish that sentence. Maud Pie may be in the audience.
Hmm... Well, let's try this one then: Have you heard about Harry's recent move into a new tree house? He moved because his old neighborhood was simply unbearable! Get it? Un'bear'able? ...Because Harry is a b-wha-woah! *falls flat on his face*
Hmm... Maybe I should just stay on all fours instead of doing my routines while standing up on my hind legs. I don't think anypony is getting the 'stand up' comedy joke anyways.
Well, you know what? I think it's time I yielded the stage to some ponies who are much more adept at puns than I seem to be. Here they come now:
Gallery for Week 202
Getting your mane all covered in gunk, causes one to enter a vengeful funk. - fetchbeer
A bus, in computerland, is whatever the heck connects your various computer parts to other computer parts. A bus, in commuterland, is whatever the heck connects your various commuting locations to other commuting locations. So a computer bus and a commuter bus are basically similar things, but you gotta read to the end of the word to really see the difference. (Basically, the only pony pun that could be pulled off, the plug got pulled.)
Try not to get your homophones confused, or those who fix your stuff will be amused. - fetchbeer
A pony Bun...
Try not to hang around giant buns, especially when they weigh several tons. - fetchbeer
04. Scuri Levenstein
Never trust a pony in a tracksuit, or you'll soon lose your pony named scoot. - fetchbeer
And then Scootaloo was an attack helicopter.
If your wings aren't big enough to fly, just get a device to rule the sky. - fetchbeer