Who's a Silly Pony?
It's a question which has baffled scholars since they first named diminutive equines, and philosophers first created the concept of 'silliness'. Yes, since the times of the ancient Greek forums, the debate has raged. Who IS a silly pony?
While today, most everyone agrees that it is, in fact, Applejack, who is a silly pony, many heated debates still spring up around this topic. Is Rainbow Dash not also a silly pony? Is she quantifiably sillier than Applejack in any given measurement of silliness? Perhaps!
And so, today, we look at the collected evidence of our past weeks research into the subject. Do we have a definitive answer? No, I'm sure we don't. How can we hope to answer in a week what the greatest minds of our time struggle their entire lives to determine?
None the less, we present to you all, the art of silliness. I hope you all take a moment to pause, reflect, put on glasses with a fake nose, and dance around while playing a kazoo or party noise maker.
How Many Legs Does Pinkie have?
Answer: There are no legs.
How does one stand on legs like this? Something seems to be amiss. - fetchbeer
Whadaya mean "even the orange ponies can be silly?"
With metal wound around one's hooves, one wonders if her gait improves. - fetchbeer
Everyone should have both wings and horn, and no one should feel at all forlorn. - fetchbeer
I knew I was going to draw this ever since the new theme was announced :)
Muffins from bricks are not commonly found, though her ability to find them does astound. - fetchbeer
Window sills are a little fragile, and to use them one must be agile. - fetchbeer
Um. Please forgive me for my artistic sin, I'll try harder next time, I promise.
These ponies should have run when they had the chance, before this carousel did entrance. - fetchbeer
Dear Celestia, send more food. Pinkie ate it all.