FLASH All right, ponies, there was no human. The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus. Wait, you don't believe me? You think I'm just a member of another conspiracy trying to erase all evidence of this one? That I'm covering up the existence of a portal to the human world? Why would I do that? I'm just a normal pony, just like you... And that pen I held up a few moments ago was just that, a pen, nothing special... totally not a top secret government device designed to target specific brain cells responsible for short term memory and eradicate them, removing all trace of a specified time period from your brain... Curses... I've been running on again... Please wait one moment and direct your attention towards my pen. FLASH
What's a surfing shop doing in a town hundreds of miles from the nearest ocean? It's a conspiracy man...
They seek to sell thinks you do not need, because there is no sane end to greed. - fetchbeer
How long before this colt is from a cannon fired? Maybe a better job he could have acquired. - fetchbeer
What Is hidden under these black boxes? Maybe some cute and fluffy foxes? - fetchbeer
Animated. You might need to click it.
Sometime they've hidden things in plain sight, at least if you look with the right light! - fetchbeer
Do not look underneath that blanket there, for what lurks below may cause a scare! - fetchbeer
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