Err, nevermind! Tonight is a night for elegance, which that first line certainly is not. But do you know who is elegant? Princess Celestia! She's so noble and regal and pearlescent and nice and tall and shimmery and kind and... err, perhaps I should stop fawning over her before this gets any more embarrassing.
Besides, elegance is certainly not limited to her. Just look at her sister Princess Luna, or at Rarity. Fancy Pants and Fleur de Lis make quite the elegant pair as well, and then we've also got... wait, is that Prince Blueblood? Ugh... there's no elegance to be found there, just a whole lotta self-conceit.
At any rate, it's time for me to bring this little speech to a close. But if you've not yet gotten your fill of elegance, feel free to take a look at all the portraits of Lords and Ladies in the gallery tonight. It is truly the most elegant thing outside of Canterlot itself!
Gallery for Week 282
A tiny pony to rule the land, and make it slightly more more grand. - fetchbeer
Dragon Lord Ember. Fear her! ... Or adore her. =P
Even dragons need a firm ruling hand, otherwise they may scorch the land. - fetchbeer
Bowing and scraping wherever you go, instead of saying a simple hello. - fetchbeer
Even a princess enjoys the breeze, though those fickle winds are quite a tease. -fetchbeer