Week 247 Wrap Up

Aah-eeh-ah-eeh-aaaaaah-eeh-ah-eeh-*WHAM!*

Oww.... Ugh, Tarpan of the Timberwolves, I most certainly am not! Seriously, somepony should have warned me about that tree...

I'm actually kinda glad this theme has drawn to a close. Living the wild life is just not something I'm well-adapted to, fun though it can be. But for those who are well-adapted to it, more power to you!

But seriously, watch out for those trees.

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Gallery for Week 219

01. Speedy526745


There are worse things than being trapped in card, though the experience may leave you scarred. - fetchbeer


02. Scuri Levenstein


Giving a work the evil eye, though others may wonder why. - fetchbeer


03. HalflingPony
Just Out for a Walk

Week 246 Wrap Up

Egad! Quite! Stiff upper lip. I say! Err... Cheerio..? Wait, isn't that last one a cereal?

*clears throat*

Bah, who am I kidding; I'm no noblepony. I'm about as royal as a king crab, and nowhere near as fancy! Besides, I think all that was more 'Trottingham' than 'Royal' anyways. Though it is rather fancy, at least. I think...

At any rate, I'd better get on with it here. Somepony in a fancy blue box isn't gonna show up to help me if I run out of time, after all! So, this week is all about the fancy nobles of Canterlot and beyond! Ponies of noble birth and/or fancy garb have been immortalized in the paintings on display in our gallery, for ponies of all stations to enjoy! Jolly good show, everypony!

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Gallery for Week 218

01. Speedy526745


Some don't see the appeal of frills, and would rather seek other thrills. - fetchbeer


02. Cobralash


Sometimes you must wear your finest clothes, just so with the princess you can pose. - fetchbeer


03. Vaser888


Sometimes you just want to strut your stuff, and with nice clothes you can't get enough. - fetchbeer


04. Redquoza


It feels good to look so dashing, and you know your impact will be smashing! - fetchbeer


05. HalflingPony

Week 245 Wrap Up

Ugh, what a mess that was.

I had hired a pair of stallions to help set everything up here tonight, as I new I would be short on time here. But when I arrived, everything was just in disarray! Pictures in the wrong places, rugs all bunched up, complimentary snacks ransacked; it was total chaos in here! So much for the old adage, 'Two heads are better than one'.

Thankfully, Invidlord could spare some time to help me out here. With two of us working together, the gallery was set up properly in... well not ten seconds flat, but at least quickly enough to be prepared for the opening. So I guess there is indeed some truth to the old adage 'Two heads are better than one', despite the poor job done by the two ponies I had hired.

Though in retrospect, hiring ponies that call themselves 'Flim' and 'Flam' was probably not a good idea in the first place.

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Gallery for Week 217

01. Speedy526745


Be careful when you are the size of a tower, for righting them takes great power. - fetchbeer


02. G-DO-29--Anagram
Yeah, I think this is self-explanatory.

When you try to satisfy everyone, you end up satisfying none. - fetchbeer


03. Scuri Levenstein


Sometimes you just want a clone to help, but a second head will make them yelp. - fetchbeer


04. HalflingPony

Week 244 Wrap Up

Ooh...

I am not feeling well tonight. I'm not sure if I'm coming down with something, or if it was just something I ate, but I really feel out of it. Well, maybe I just have a case of the blahs. Well, the show must go on, as they say!

Err... or maybe not? It looks like everypony in here has come down with something. Is there a bad case of the Pony Pox going around? I've heard that the Feather Flu has resurged recently, but that just infects pegasi, right?

Well, whatever the case may be, it's time to pull out the blankets and start cooking some soup, for we've got some sick ponies to take care of tonight! ... ugh, possibly myself included...

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Gallery for Week 216

01. Speedy526745


Being ill is a huge concern, and you hope not to take a much worse turn. - fetchbeer


02. HalflingPony
Featherbrain Flu

Some seem to catch every errant flu, maybe their immune system is easy to subdue. - fetchbeer


03. G-DO=29--Anagram
Based on a true story.

The bus plague loses to the sickness of the heart, because you always put the horse before the cart. - fetchbeer


04. Redquoza


Beware this doctor's tiny paws, for they hide his sharp and tiny claws. - fetchbeer

Week 243 Wrap Up

Hello, goodbye!

...

Alright, fine. I'll write something more. I really should have known I wouldn't be allowed to get away with a two word Blogger entry.

At any rate, dates are the fruit of the date palm, known as phoenix dactylifera to ponies who study botany. Archaeological digs in Saddle Arabia have turned up evidence of dates being grown in the region long before the coming of Discord, showing that ponies have enjoyed dates for more than a thousand years. And I would like to say more about dates, but I doubt anypony came here to hear me give a lecture. And also because I was late to class on the day out teacher taught us about dates, and thus don't actually know anything more...

So instead, how about we turn our attention to this week's art, preferably before it gets any later. I don't want to keep anypony up so late that they end up falling asleep, after all.

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Gallery for Week 215

01. HalflingPony
Apple Bloom's on a Date

Where did she find this giant crazy fruit? Those things are usually quite minute. - fetchbeer


02. Speedy526745


Some things just take some time, and you may not notice the clocks chime. - fetchbeer


03. Cobralash


They seem cuter when unstable, though they still seem guite able!


04. Redquoza


A nice picnic with your love, though some folks still need a shove. - fetchbeer


05. dredaich


Just sitting there rubbing noses, must be far cheaper than roses! - fetchbeer


06. G-DO-29--Anagram
I was suggested to use this particular dialogue. Can this be considered as a date, even though it's an anti-date?

At least there's no clicking in that silly game, though carpel tunnel thinks that's a shame. - fetchbeer


07. Vaser888


Some ponies never seem to get there fast, but usually they show up at last. - fetchbeer

Week 242 Wrap Up

Nyeh heh heh! Time for some good old-fashioned mustache-twirling evil! Fads may come and fads may go, but the classics never die! Nyeh heh heh! A classic villain always puts on a good show, whether he's tying the hero's love interest to a railroad track, cheating at a competition he's already winning, or simply robbing somepony by shouting "Stick 'em up!" And of course, there's the classic laugh! Nyeh heh he... eh?

Um, why do you keep laughing when I, err, laugh? ...I remind you of somepony? Oh, not a pony. I remind you of Pa... Wait, I remind you of him!?

Hmm... Well that's not exactly evil, but it does explain why I've had this great urge to ask Lyra to tell me everything she knows about humans.

But at any rate, time for me to step aside so you may view this week's submissions. Twirling mustaches while viewing is optional, but encouraged!

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Gallery for Week 214

01. Speedy526745


A small step can cause great pain, especially from someone off the rein. - fetchbeer


02. G-DO-29--Anagram
Ganaram's got a moustache. However, 1, they're not even related, and B, Gem's playing Cookie Clicker.

The cookies must be quickly clicked, because they have become an addict. - fetchbeer

Week 241 Wrap Up

And it is time to bring this art showcase to a close. Thank you all for visiting the Gallery this week. I hope you all enjoyed the display. Please come again next week!

What was that? You say the show is supposed to be just starting right now? But that can't be, it says right here on my schedule that... oh. My schedule is upside down.

Wait... does that joke even work? Ah, whatever; it's my joke and I'm sticking to it! I'm strong like my spinach, when I start at the finish! Or something like that.

At any rate, here's this week's gallery. Feel free to skip down to the end, then scroll up.

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Gallery for Week 213

01. Speedy526745


Who wants to use a bed to sleep, much better uses it can reap. - fetchbeer


02. G-DO-29--Anagram
?nialpxe I deeN

The wrong glasses turns things to fog, and you might as well be a talking log. - fetchbeer


03. Redquoza


Why not put the cart before the horse, it only need follow for the course. - fetchbeer


04. Scuri Levenstein


Hanging others by a cunning trap, while expecting the crowd to clap. - fetchbeer


05. vaser888


With the right kind of patterned pillow, you could be an armadillo. - fetchbeer


06. Philith
I am especially happy the way the eyes came out this time.

This creature seems to have found a new pet to cuddle, though it's cuteness may turn it to a puddle. - fetchbeer