Week 244 Wrap Up

Ooh...

I am not feeling well tonight. I'm not sure if I'm coming down with something, or if it was just something I ate, but I really feel out of it. Well, maybe I just have a case of the blahs. Well, the show must go on, as they say!

Err... or maybe not? It looks like everypony in here has come down with something. Is there a bad case of the Pony Pox going around? I've heard that the Feather Flu has resurged recently, but that just infects pegasi, right?

Well, whatever the case may be, it's time to pull out the blankets and start cooking some soup, for we've got some sick ponies to take care of tonight! ... ugh, possibly myself included...

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Gallery for Week 216

01. Speedy526745


Being ill is a huge concern, and you hope not to take a much worse turn. - fetchbeer


02. HalflingPony
Featherbrain Flu

Some seem to catch every errant flu, maybe their immune system is easy to subdue. - fetchbeer


03. G-DO=29--Anagram
Based on a true story.

The bus plague loses to the sickness of the heart, because you always put the horse before the cart. - fetchbeer


04. Redquoza


Beware this doctor's tiny paws, for they hide his sharp and tiny claws. - fetchbeer

Week 243 Wrap Up

Hello, goodbye!

...

Alright, fine. I'll write something more. I really should have known I wouldn't be allowed to get away with a two word Blogger entry.

At any rate, dates are the fruit of the date palm, known as phoenix dactylifera to ponies who study botany. Archaeological digs in Saddle Arabia have turned up evidence of dates being grown in the region long before the coming of Discord, showing that ponies have enjoyed dates for more than a thousand years. And I would like to say more about dates, but I doubt anypony came here to hear me give a lecture. And also because I was late to class on the day out teacher taught us about dates, and thus don't actually know anything more...

So instead, how about we turn our attention to this week's art, preferably before it gets any later. I don't want to keep anypony up so late that they end up falling asleep, after all.

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Gallery for Week 215

01. HalflingPony
Apple Bloom's on a Date

Where did she find this giant crazy fruit? Those things are usually quite minute. - fetchbeer


02. Speedy526745


Some things just take some time, and you may not notice the clocks chime. - fetchbeer


03. Cobralash


They seem cuter when unstable, though they still seem guite able!


04. Redquoza


A nice picnic with your love, though some folks still need a shove. - fetchbeer


05. dredaich


Just sitting there rubbing noses, must be far cheaper than roses! - fetchbeer


06. G-DO-29--Anagram
I was suggested to use this particular dialogue. Can this be considered as a date, even though it's an anti-date?

At least there's no clicking in that silly game, though carpel tunnel thinks that's a shame. - fetchbeer


07. Vaser888


Some ponies never seem to get there fast, but usually they show up at last. - fetchbeer

Week 242 Wrap Up

Nyeh heh heh! Time for some good old-fashioned mustache-twirling evil! Fads may come and fads may go, but the classics never die! Nyeh heh heh! A classic villain always puts on a good show, whether he's tying the hero's love interest to a railroad track, cheating at a competition he's already winning, or simply robbing somepony by shouting "Stick 'em up!" And of course, there's the classic laugh! Nyeh heh he... eh?

Um, why do you keep laughing when I, err, laugh? ...I remind you of somepony? Oh, not a pony. I remind you of Pa... Wait, I remind you of him!?

Hmm... Well that's not exactly evil, but it does explain why I've had this great urge to ask Lyra to tell me everything she knows about humans.

But at any rate, time for me to step aside so you may view this week's submissions. Twirling mustaches while viewing is optional, but encouraged!

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Gallery for Week 214

01. Speedy526745


A small step can cause great pain, especially from someone off the rein. - fetchbeer


02. G-DO-29--Anagram
Ganaram's got a moustache. However, 1, they're not even related, and B, Gem's playing Cookie Clicker.

The cookies must be quickly clicked, because they have become an addict. - fetchbeer

Week 241 Wrap Up

And it is time to bring this art showcase to a close. Thank you all for visiting the Gallery this week. I hope you all enjoyed the display. Please come again next week!

What was that? You say the show is supposed to be just starting right now? But that can't be, it says right here on my schedule that... oh. My schedule is upside down.

Wait... does that joke even work? Ah, whatever; it's my joke and I'm sticking to it! I'm strong like my spinach, when I start at the finish! Or something like that.

At any rate, here's this week's gallery. Feel free to skip down to the end, then scroll up.

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Gallery for Week 213

01. Speedy526745


Who wants to use a bed to sleep, much better uses it can reap. - fetchbeer


02. G-DO-29--Anagram
?nialpxe I deeN

The wrong glasses turns things to fog, and you might as well be a talking log. - fetchbeer


03. Redquoza


Why not put the cart before the horse, it only need follow for the course. - fetchbeer


04. Scuri Levenstein


Hanging others by a cunning trap, while expecting the crowd to clap. - fetchbeer


05. vaser888


With the right kind of patterned pillow, you could be an armadillo. - fetchbeer


06. Philith
I am especially happy the way the eyes came out this time.

This creature seems to have found a new pet to cuddle, though it's cuteness may turn it to a puddle. - fetchbeer

Week 240 Wrap Up

Uhh, hmm...

I was supposed to create a grand sweeping tale with which to regale you this evening in celebration of this week's theme. However, I spent most of the time intended for the creation of this tale going on a massive TVTropes wiki walk. So we're gonna need to go with the story equivalent of fast food.

It was a dark and stormy night. The Great MacGuffin had been stolen! Doesn't that just take the cake? But the cake is a lie! *tomato hits face*

Oh, come on! There's nothing like a good story! ... Sigh. And yeah, this is nothing like a good story. So you know what? Let's go ahead and direct our attention to the pictures below. I'm sure they're telling much better stories than I am.

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Gallery for Week 212

01. G-DO-29--Anagram
An extension of ATG 248... I ran out of ideas for this one.

Some stories should not be told, for they leave others out cold. - fetchbeer


02. Vaser888


That's quite the mane of hair she has, which has quite a bit of pizzazz. - fetchbeer


03. AaronMk


Secret magic cast in fire, to avert a situation dire. - fetchbeer


04. Silverwisp


A strange head speaking warnings, as it waits through endless mornings. - fetchbeer


05. Scuri Levenstein


Singing songs of dragons past, though the audience seems a tad aghast. - fetchbeer


06. Speedy526745


I'm not sure how you keep control, with not much wing and lots of hole. - fetchbeer


07. Glaive Silver
Interesting stories can come from just about anywhere!

Week 239 Wrap Up

Ponies can see where gems are buried within the ground but can they see why dragons love the great taste of Gems? It's not the colors! It's because gems are filled with delicious swirls of real minerals and ambient magic swirled into every bite!

Gems might just be snacks for dragons, but we appreciate them more for the four Cees. Color, Cut, Clarity, and Carats. None of those C's stands for Flavor. Flavor doesn't even start with the letter C! Although, Carats might be mistaken for Carrots... and ponies definitely eat those... hmm... we may need to rethink this.

In any case, like a pony appreciating the wonderful shine of a newly cut gem, we'd like you all to appreciate the wonderful "gems" below. And please, no eating the images. This goes for you dragons too.

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01. Speedy526745


Magic swirling colored jewels, which let you break all the rules. - fetchbeer


02. Cobralash


Villains trying to end the planet, but will their efforts be for granite. - fetchbeer


03. Lemon-Bitter-Twist


What will you pay for this shiny bauble, it's sure not to cause a squabble. - fetchbeer


04. G-DO-29--Anagram
Never ask Gem inquiries about jewellery or gemstones.

Your name tells nothing of who you are, anyone can be a star. - fetchbeer


05. Redquoza
Wahaha!!!

Swimming in a golden hoard, surely you will never again be board. - fetchbeer


06. Vaser888


Shining brighter than the lights, singing away the long long nights. - fetchbeer


07. HalflingPony
Pony Jewelry (WIP)

Week 238 Wrap up

I'm late! I'm late! For a very important date! Oh, I'm so late! Why, I have to be there in... *checks watch* ...Wait, I'm not late. I still have more than an hour to go. Plenty of time!

Well, it seems that I don't need to hurry after all. I can take it nice and slowly, and still get there on time. But not too slowly, mind you; there's 'slow and steady' and then there's 'being a snail'. And the latter will result in being late even if one had plenty of time.

So for that reason, I shall refrain from babbling any further and instead direct you to the ponies below. They all understand the value of taking things slowly, after all. Or at least, when time allows.

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Gallery for Week 158

1. Speedy526745


Some times you want to go quite slow, or just to pretend to watch things grow. - fetchbeer


2. G-DO-29--Anagram
Yeah, have you ever took so long to go to the bathroom that your video card transformed into a potato?

Sometimes tech seems to downgrade itself, and only is suitable for a shelf. - fetchbeer


3. Lemon-Bitter-Twist


Make your stalker row the boat, though his chance of more is quite remote. - fetchbeer


4. Scuri Levenstein


Is she here to steal the clocks, or just to hide it in a box. - fetchbeer


5. Vaser888


A nice flight to relax the mind, and help you to unwind. - fetchbeer


6. Philith
Sky Hammock! and let slip the dogs of war!

Maybe you shouldn't tie your hammock clouds, so as to not provide amusement to the crowds. - fetchbeer


18. HalflingPony
Taking His Time